Coffee Enemas Saved My Life

Yes, you read the title correctly. Putting coffee up my butt saved my life. After a year of Lyme Disease treatment with an functional medicine doctor, I was at a point in my life where I was having hundreds of partial seizures a day. I was not living, but rather just trying to survive. I spent most of the day in bed. My cognitive function was at an all-time low. I stopped working, relocated to a place with family, and decided to become my own doctor researching full time.

My grandfather, who has pancreatic cancer, suggested that I watch the documentary series call “The Truth About Cancer,” led by Ty Bollinger. He interviews several alternative cancer doctors who have successfully treated thousands of cancer patients. They all recommended coffee enemas, calling it the most effective liver detox method. After observing many parallels between successful cancer treatments and Lyme treatments, I took this advice as a sign from the universe and the final push I needed to get over my hesitation.

I ordered the supplies and gave this “miracle” detox method a shot. The first enema gave me a sense of calmness and mental clarity, but only for a few hours. At this point, I experienced my first gallbladder attack. I knew my liver functioned poorly, but I was completely unaware until this moment that I had stones in my gallbladder and liver. The gallbladder attack inspired additional research, which led me to liver flushes by Dr. Andreas Moritz.

If you are suffering from a chronic illness, I highly recommend reading his book, “The Amazing Liver and Gallbladder Flush.” Approximately 80% of adults age 30 and over have gallstones, also known as intrahepatic stones, in their liver and gallbladder. You know how you can no longer drink as heavily as you did when you were younger? This is not a byproduct of the aging process, but rather a sign of liver dysfunction caused by intrahepatic stones blocking the bile ducts.

I administer 2-3 coffee enemas daily. They have given me energy to live life again. In my experience, coffee enemas are the most powerful detox method for the liver. They have greatly reduced the symptoms of herx reactions, which are caused by a temporary toxicity crisis as the body heals. They were especially helpful as I focused on cleansing my body of parasites.

Coffee enemas increase the bile flow from the liver and gallbladder to the intestines thereby creating an environment where parasites, rope worms, fungi, and viruses can no longer take hold. Over the past few months, I have rid my body of a large infestation, including but not limited to round worms, pinworms, tapeworms, rope worms, liver flukes, parasite egg sacs, Epstein Barr Virus (EBV), Lyme bacteria, Babesia, Bartonella, Candida, walking pneumonia, West Nile Virus, and several Herpes Viruses.

The increase in bile not only got rid of bugs that were stealing my nutrition, but also increased my ability to digest and absorb food in general. Seizure activity can stem from severe nutritional deficiencies. When the body lacks proper vitamins and minerals, such as Zinc, Calcium, Magnesium, and Copper, then the body will hold on to toxic heavy metals, such as Aluminum, Mercury, Lead, and Cadmium. Heavy metals in the brain leads to dysfunctional brain cells and a wide variety of neurological disorders, including but not limited to seizures, brain fog, encephalitis, memory problems, and cognitive disturbances. As my body increased its ability to digest and absorb the proper nutrition from fruits and vegetables and detox the heavy metals through a cleaner liver, the seizures decreased, the brain swelling disappeared, and my mental clarity and cognitive function returned.

In my experience, coffee enemas diminished the following symptoms:

  • Fatigue
  • Headaches
  • Migraines
  • Brain Fog
  • Encephalitis
  • Joint Pain and Swelling
  • Constipation
  • Diarrhea
  • Gas
  • Bloating
  • Anal Itching
  • Skin Rashes
  • Asthma
  • Systematic Inflammation
  • Fever
  • Muscle Tension and Weakness
  • Cramping
  • Chi Deficiency
  • Pain
  • Dehydration
  • Seizures
  • Anger
  • Irritability
  • Fear
  • Anxiety
  • Low self-esteem

I am extremely grateful for the positive impact coffee enemas have had on my life. I hope to make the world a better place full of peace and love one coffee enema at a time. If you would like to know more about my experience with coffee enemas, feel free to contact me or email me directly at LymeElixirConsultant@gmail.com.

9 thoughts on “Coffee Enemas Saved My Life

  1. mona says:

    Thank u so much for this..do u supplement with potassium and iodine? Which herpes viruses did it get rid of and what do u eat and drink to make it more effective?

    • At this point the only supplement I take is Natural Calm for Magnesium, but even then I prefer to take an epsom salt bath. When the liver and colon are working properly, the body is able to get all the nutrition needed from food sources. All synthetic supplements put stress on the liver and body, since they are in a less than optimal state with no life energy. For iodine, I eat sea vegetables, such as seaweed, chlorella, and spirulina. For potassium, I eat an avocado a day. I’ve dealt with various herpes viruses, but EBV (Herpes #4, mono) hit me the hardest. All viruses are the result of a toxicity crisis, so I focus on supporting elimination organs, moving the lymph, and eating an organic whole food diet according to my nutritional needs at that time. Personal nutritional needs are best determined through muscle testing. Animal products in general congest the digestive system and lymph, so a vegan diet is preferred to reduce toxicity crises and viruses from needing to take hold. If a virus takes hold, I increase my intake of foods containing sulfur, such as onions and garlic, to support the phase II liver detoxification pathway. Ginger, lemon, cinnamon, spinach, brussel sprouts, black beans, cocoa, and coffee are all great for quickly recovering from a virus. I use warming herbs to keep the blood and lymph moving, cooked vegetables for micro nutrients, and raw fruits and vegetables for cleansing. Red potatoes and sticky rice are my preferred sources of macro nutrients. Olive oil, coconut oil, and avocados are my preferred sources of healing fats. Quinoa, peanuts, almonds, chia seeds, lentils, and beans are my preferred source of protein. To keep the lymph moving, I take walks, epsom salt baths, suanas, rebound on a mini trampoline, stretch, and do yoga.

    • I saw changes immediately, but it takes time to heal the liver. Immediately, I felt increased energy, mental clarity, a calm nervous system, and elimination of headaches and migraines. Overtime in conjunction with liver flushes, my ability to digest and absorb nutrients increased, my seizures disappeared, my adrenals recovered, my memory improved, etc. I saw big improvements six months after starting coffee enemas. Two years later, and I still do them once a week. It’s a tool and part of my lifestyle just like regular exercise.

      • Ally says:

        Thx for your reply! Have you ever gotten herx at the beginning of coffee enemas and if so has it gotten better over time? I seem to be getting a lot of facial skin and especially eye irritation somehow. In TCM your eye health has a lot to do with your liver, so maybe it makes sense?

      • I have experienced herx reactions after coffee enemas. If you are having issues, then I recommend eating a binding agent before the enema. In the beginning I would take bentonite clay an hour before the enema. Now I eat binding foods, such as potatoes, white rice, chlorella, spirulina, and/or bananas. When you do a coffee enema, your body releases toxic bile into the colon. The binding agents prevents those toxins from being reabsorbed into the bloodstream and facilitate removal from the body. As time goes on, the herx reactions should diminish as your body becomes healthier.

  2. Gina says:

    Great info! Thanks for sharing. Im dealing with Lyme and confections, EBV, etc. Been doing coffee enemas twice a week and plan to continue. Hoping it helps with anxiety.

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